Beziehen Sie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back aus dem Microsoft Store, und vergleichen Sie Produkte mit aktuellen Kundenrezensionen und Bewertungen. Jay und Silent Bob finden heraus, dass der Film "Bluntman & Chronic" neu verfilmt werden soll. Die beiden Freunde wollen nach Hollywood reisen, um die Produktion zu sabotieren, da sie in dieser nicht gut wegkommen. Auf dem Weg treffen sie Jays. Kiffer-Komödie voller Insider-Gags, von und mit Kult-Regisseur Kevin Smith: Jay und Silent Bob versuchen einen neuen 'Bluntman & Chronic'-Film zu.
Jay and Silent Bob RebootWhen Jay & Silent Bob discover that a reboot of the Bluntman & Chronic movie is being made, they head off to ChronicCon in Hollywood to stop it. Along the way. fiac-online.com - Kaufen Sie Jay und Silent Bob schlagen zurück günstig ein. Qualifizierte Bestellungen werden kostenlos geliefert. Sie finden Rezensionen und. Entdecke die Filmstarts Kritik zu "Jay & Silent Bob Reboot" von Kevin Smith: Die Idee hinter einem Reboot ist ja eigentlich, die alten Fans einer Marke erneut an.
Jay And Silent Bob Navigation menu VideoJay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019) - Official Red Band Trailer - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes Jay and Silent Bob best comedy charactersstrike back movie at the Mooby's they write on the internet all you fiac-online.com our shit then. Jay and Silent Bob Reboot is a American buddy comedy film written, directed, edited by, and starring Kevin Smith. Referring to his comedy Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Smith has described the film as "literally the same fuсking movie all over again". It is the eighth film in the View Askewniverse. The film also stars Jason Mewes, and features cameos from Brian O'Halloran, Jason Lee, Justin Long, Shannon Elizabeth, Rosario Dawson, Val Kilmer, Melissa Benoist, Craig Robinson. Welcome to the home of Jay & Silent Bob! Snoochie Boochies! Join our mailing list for a chance to win a Jay & Silent Bob Funko Pop set, signed by Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes. Jay and Silent Bob are fictional characters portrayed by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, respectively, in Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, a fictional universe created and used in most of the films, comics, and television programs written and produced by Smith, beginning with Clerks. Jay and Silent Bob have appeared in all Askewniverse films; this excludes Smith's other projects: Jersey Girl, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Cop Out, Red State, Tusk, and Yoga Hosers. The characters are shown spending mo. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a tale of adventure on the open road. When Dante and Randal (of Clerks fame) get a restraining order to keep the punchy Jay and his hetero life-mate, Silent Bob, from selling drugs in front of the Quick Stop convenience store, their lives are suddenly empty. They find new purpose when their friend, Brodie, informs them a movie is being made featuring two infamous characters based on their likenesses.
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San Diego Comic-Con Titles. Quint Jeremy London , who have broken up with their girlfriends—Rene Shannen Doherty and Brandi Claire Forlani , respectively.
As fate would have it, a local game show called Truth or Date , which is set to feature Brandi, is to be filmed at the mall that day.
Brodie asks Jay and Silent Bob to make sure the show does not happen, and Jay says they were going to destroy the stage anyway, for lack of anything better to do.
They make several attempts to destroy the stage, but fail. Later, they help Brodie and T. Jay incapacitates the male contestants on Truth or Date by getting them stoned , which allows Brodie and T.
Silent Bob overrides the production's video input, allowing him to play a video tape of Rene's new boyfriend, Shannon Hamilton Ben Affleck , having sex with a minor.
The film concludes with Brodie and T. In this film, Silent Bob is revealed to be an electronics expert and won a science fair in eighth grade by turning his mother's vibrator into a CD player using " chicken wire and shit".
Chasing Amy , released in , reveals that in the years since the events of Clerks , Jay and Silent Bob have found out that comic book artists Holden McNeil Ben Affleck and Banky Edwards Jason Lee created a popular independent comic book series entitled Bluntman and Chronic which stars the duo.
This film centers on Holden's romantic relationship with Alyssa Jones Joey Lauren Adams , a self-identified lesbian. Though their love is initially passionate, the relationship begins to deteriorate when Holden discovers Alyssa's past.
Toward the end of the film, Jay and Silent Bob meet Holden to accept their likeness rights payment, and during this meeting, Silent Bob tells Holden the story of his former girlfriend Amy.
Silent Bob explains, in his longest speech to date, that much like in Holden's relationship with Alyssa, he became distressed at the revelation of Amy's sexual past, specifically that she had engaged in a threesome.
Upon discovering this, he broke up with her, only to realize much later that he was wrong. He was not annoyed at her; rather, he felt embarrassed and crest-fallen, as if he would never be enough given his lack of experience, but by the time he realized this, it was too late, and she had moved on.
He has since spent his life "chasing Amy, so to speak". Moved by Silent Bob's story, Holden devises a plan to fix his relationship with Alyssa, but as in Silent Bob's past relationship, it is too late.
Holden passes the reins of power over the Bluntman and Chronic comic and creates a new comic named Chasing Amy , based on the relationship.
The events in Dogma , released in , take place after their disappointing adventure in the fictional Shermer, Illinois the events of which are chronicled in the comic book story " Chasing Dogma ".
Jay and Silent Bob decide to go back home to New Jersey. Before they leave, they meet Bethany Sloane Linda Fiorentino , a Roman Catholic abortion clinic worker who has lost her faith in God.
Though she is unaware of the fact, Bethany is the last living relative of Jesus. She has been charged with the holy quest of stopping two fallen angels, Bartleby Ben Affleck and Loki Matt Damon , from entering a church in New Jersey.
The two angels were expelled from Heaven after Loki got drunk, quit his position as the Angel of Death, and gave the finger to God; they realize that they can exploit a doctrinal loophole and get back into heaven if they lose their wings, are absolved of their sins, and then die by some means other than suicide.
Bartleby reasons that entering the church in New Jersey will automatically forgive all of their sins, as total remission of sins had been granted to whomever visited that specific church on a specific date, thus allowing them to return to Heaven.
Though they do not know it, if the two were to return to heaven this way, they would overturn God's decision, thus "proving God wrong" and unmaking all of existence.
The Metatron Alan Rickman tells Bethany that she is to follow two people who refer to themselves as " prophets ".
This turns out to be Jay and Silent Bob, who rescue Bethany from some thugs. She believes they are the prophets by Jay's statement that he "could have stayed in Jersey and at least made himself a 'profit'".
Though initially only interested in sex , Jay and Silent Bob agree to let her come with them. Jay and Silent Bob fulfill their roles as prophets: they predict the arrival of Rufus Chris Rock , the 13th apostle, who was left out of the Bible because he was black; they lead the others to former Muse Serendipity Salma Hayek ; they procure the divine instrument that will stop Azrael; Jay reveals the location of God "John Doe Jersey" ; and ultimately, though inadvertently, they provide Bethany with the solution to preventing Armageddon.
The Apostle Rufus also reveals that Jay entertains homosexual fantasies when masturbating causing Jay to reassure an uncomfortable Silent Bob, by explaining that he does not 'always' think about men.
During the journey, they also encounter Bartleby and Loki, and a host of demons who in rebellion against Hell are trying to help the angels cause the end of the world.
Silent Bob also speaks, saying "no ticket" a reference to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade after throwing the rebel angels off a moving train, then being stared at by a speechless and concerned passenger.
Once at the church, Jay and Silent Bob, along with the others, try to stop the angels from entering. Loki has a change of heart and tries to help them out, but is killed by Bartleby in the process.
Though their efforts to fight Bartleby are unsuccessful in fact, Jay accidentally helps Bartleby out by shooting his wings off with a MAC , turning him to a mortal , God Alanis Morissette arrives, and proceeds to set things in order.
After Jay spouts an obscenity-filled tirade on Serendipity and Rufus, the movie ends with Jay suggesting that Silent Bob and he take Bethany to the Quick Stop.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back , released in , takes place eight years after the events of Clerks. Having no place to loiter, they decide to pay a visit to Brodie Jason Lee , where they learn that Miramax Films is making a Bluntman and Chronic film.
They visit Holden McNeil, co-creator of the characters, and ask for the money that belongs to them for using their likenesses in the film, only to find out that he sold his half of the rights to Bluntman and Chronic to the other co-creator Banky Edwards Jason Lee ; after Holden introduces them to the internet, they also discover that a number of people have bashed the upcoming film and insulted Jay and Silent Bob numerous times.
Jay and Silent Bob decide that they must defend their honor, and embark on a road trip to Hollywood to stop the movie from being made and protect their reputations.
After being refused passage on a bus for not having tickets, they decide to hitch-hike there, and stop at a local Mooby's restaurant, whereupon Jay falls victim to love at first sight with Justice Shannon Elizabeth , an international jewel thief posing as an animal rights activist.
Justice offers them a ride under the pretense that they are traveling cross country to release animals from an animal-testing facility, much to the unhappiness of her partners Chrissy Ali Larter , Missy Jennifer Schwalbach Smith , and Sissy Eliza Dushku.
Once inside the facility, Jay and Silent Bob find a tranquilizer gun and the ape, an orangutan named Suzanne a reference to the ending scene in "Mallrats".
After springing her from her cage, Silent Bob becomes sympathetic for the other animals, so they let them loose, as well. In the meantime, the four women escape with the diamonds and place a bomb on the van; Jay and Silent Bob witness the van explode, and while assuming that Justice is dead, they manage to escape just as the authorities arrive.
Federal Wildlife Marshall Willenholly Will Ferrell arrives to take over the case, as it involves the release of animals. Suzanne is subsequently taken by the occupants of a car labeled "Critters of Hollywood".
Jay laments that they will never see Suzanne again, only to have Silent Bob angrily, and loudly, explain that the sign on the car also calling Jay a dumbfuck for not getting what Silent Bob's gesturing right after Suzanne was stolen was about indicated that they will probably meet up with Suzanne in Hollywood.
They are eventually able to hitch a ride and make it to Hollywood. There, they evade a security guard Diedrich Bader and make their way through multiple movie sets, including Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season.
They are reunited with Suzanne on the set of the then-fictional Scream 4 , where Suzanne is playing the part of a masked killer. Pursued by a group of security guards, they are able to escape by riding a bicycle over a ramp a reference to the iconic E.
By sheer luck, they land in the dressing room of James Van Der Beek of Dawson's Creek and Jason Biggs of American Pie , who happen to be playing Jay and Silent Bob in The Bluntman and Chronic Movie ; Silent Bob is appalled that his comic-book counterpart is being played by the "pie fucker".
After learning this, Jay and Bob form a huddle in the corner and decide to beat up Biggs and Van Der Beek, but while their backs are turned, Suzanne does this for them.
Jay and Silent Bob then give the ape the tranquilizer gun and set her loose in the ventilation ducts. They put on the Bluntman and Chronic outfits, so they will not be noticed, but are mistaken for Biggs and Van Der Beek, and are escorted to the set of the movie.
Despite the fact that they do not know what they are doing, once on set, filming begins. Jay and Silent Bob battle with Bluntman and Chronic's nemesis, Cockknocker Mark Hamill , eventually cutting off his hand.
At this point, Justice enters the set to confess her love for Jay and admits her profession as a professional jewel thief; an unassuming Jay forgives her and they kiss.
Willenholly reappears with a shotgun, soon followed by Missy, Chrissy, and Sissy. Justice and Sissy fight hand-to-hand, while Missy and Chrissy get into a gun battle with Willenholly.
During the chaos, Jay and Silent Bob locate Banky Edwards and demand their money; after Banky refuses, Silent Bob breaks his silence and explains why Banky can be sued if he does not acquiesce to their demands.
Banky finally agrees to give them half of whatever he makes from the movie. After the fight, Willenholly stands up, believing he has killed Missy and Chrissy.
Suzanne takes this opportunity to shoot him in the buttocks with a tranquilizer dart, incapacitating him; Justice uses the situation to her advantage and offers Willeholly an opportunity to get into the FBI by turning herself in along with Missy, Sissy, and Chrissy, as long as she gets a reduced sentence and the charges against Jay and Silent Bob are dropped.
He agrees and Justice tells Jay to wait for her. Banky approaches Jay and Silent Bob and tells them that they are now rich.
Jay expresses his displeasure at the fact that, despite all of their efforts, they were still unable to stop the internet insults.
They decide that the only way to achieve this, using their newfound wealth, is to visit and beat up everyone who had insulted them to the tune of "Kick Some Ass" by Stroke 9.
Thirteen years after the events in Clerks , and five years after the events in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back , Clerks II , released in , takes place.
Now in their early 30s, Jay and Silent Bob had recently bought a car, but they were pulled over for driving with a deployed airbag.
During the search, the police found a stash of marijuana and they were sentenced to six months of rehabilitation, where they become devoutly sober Christians.
Once out of rehab , they are clean, but continue to deal while trying to teach the word of God, in a manner similar to evangelists.
In one scene, Jay even suggests to a couple of buyers that they should read the "Holy Fucking" Bible. The Quick Stop where Dante worked was burned in a fire due to Randal leaving the coffee pot on, and Randal and Dante moved over to the Mooby 's fast food restaurant.
Jay and Silent Bob follow the two there. In the beginning of the film, Jay expresses some disillusionment at being a drug dealer and weighs on other ideas of what to do in life.
At one point during the movie, Jay, knowing boredom is the first step to relapse, dances to the song " Goodbye Horses " by Q Lazzarus after Silent Bob puts the tape in the boom box.
He parodies exactly the same dance done by Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs , complete with the "tuck", although it is alleged Jay has been doing this in real life before Silence of the Lambs was released.
Near the end of the film, they are jailed with Dante, Elias, and Randal, in which a donkey show is hired to celebrate Dante moving away.
Jay and Silent Bob were charged for possession of drugs, which violated their probation. They bear witness to Dante and Randal's fight in the jailhouse, but at first provide no meaningful help, with Silent Bob unable to come up with his usual wisdom and instead criticizing Jay for never contributing to a conversation.
Randal wants to reopen the Quick Stop with Dante, but neither of the two has the money, so Jay and Silent Bob offer some of the Bluntman and Chronic movie royalty money under the condition that the two are allowed to loiter outside the shop and that the police cannot be called to arrest them.
After the Quick Stop is reopened, Jay and Silent Bob return to where they started so many years ago, and promptly restart the "Goodbye Horses" routine.
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Facebook Twitter E-mail. CU Film Critic takes on "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I, for one, think the guy is a genius. If you don't mind my lauding his name, read on.
First, a little background for the uninitiated. Kevin Smith's movies Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and now JSBSB are a world created by the director himself, in the sense that all are interconnected by characters, plot points, and subtle references.
The one constant, though, is the entity known as Jay and Silent Bob, a pair of pot dealers who have more or less spent their entire lives standing in front of the Quik-Stop convenience store.
Jay Jason Mewes is the long-haired guy we all knew in high school, his endless stream of four-letter epithets almost endearing because the goofy guy just doesn't know any better.
Realizing that they won't see a dime of the money, and even more upset by their defamation on Internet message boards, they decide to truck across the country to stop the film from being produced.
Fortunately, he's decided to let a few of us in on it. The viewer's enjoyment of the movie is going to depend completely on his or her knowledge of Smith's previous films and characters.
Smith's friends show up in cameos, from Chris Rock to Will Ferrell to Alanis Morrissette to Carrie Fisher to Mark Hamill Smith is an infamous Star Wars fanatic.
You can literally see a man's childhood dream coming true when at one point, Smith's Bob gets to carry on a lightsaber duel with Hamill.
Local interest: In one of the many subplots, a group of female jewel thieves bring Jay and Silent Bob to our very own Boulder, Colorado, to steal a monkey from a medical testing facility.
The only thing I felt was missing was one of Jason Lee's inspired monologues bitterly bemoaning the state of society. Some of Shannon Elizabeth's screen time could have been cut, I felt, in favor of some trademark Smith dialogue.
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